Tim

He's the most beautiful person you could ever ask for, inside and out. He never fails to make you laugh and is always there for you. You are so glad to know him, because nobody could ever replace him. Tim is always caring, so probably the most amazing father and husband. You should never let go of this smart, beautiful, kind, and good af looking Tim. But even these words can't describe someone like Tim.

'Hey do you know this boy?'
'No, who is he?'
'Somebody you would be glad to know, he's Tim'

by HisChihuahua December 29, 2016

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Tim Hortons Thunderstorm

When an American citizen visits a Canadian Tim Hortons and decides to empty last nights gluttoneous Taco Bell special on a random Tim Hortons bathroom and leaving before being noticed. Ie. think of a wolf marking its territory; in a similar nature. Shit is splattered all over the ceiling ground, and the bathroom looks more dilapidated than an abandoned Greyhound Bus Terminal.

Garrett created a Tim Hortons Thunderstorm in a Tim Hortons near Southwestern Ontario. After completing the act, the employees stared up and down to notice large splatters of poop on the commode, streak marks on the toilet paper, and brown poopy water flowing freely from the clogged up toilet. He left quickly akin to a wolf marking its terroitory with great sleuth.

by MexicanMudpie May 23, 2023

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