Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.
Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!
by PsychoticBlackHole June 01, 2022
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
by iseeu112 February 29, 2024
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Why not ask for help?

Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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Why are we here

I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, y'know with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.
What? I meant why are we here, in this canyon? What was all that talk about god?
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Why did I even buy this mug?

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Why I left the left

Anna Kasparian left the left because someone is buying off or co opting the people I have named here and bringing them under the banner of this new religious propaganda wing of online conservatism. I named her after her debate with Ben Shapiro and she started to shift and NOW the transformation is complete. It could be that people started doing the thing they are doing to me to her and now someone has been pulling people out to buy their silence. Could be that the threat of being associated with me is so great they can leverage that to get people to go alone with it.
Hym "And what the online liberal retards don't understand about this why I left the left thing is that your DEI is gone now. Your trannies are gone. None of that shit. If the conservatives win, they will control the supreme court for the next 70 years. No you will not add more seats. That's a ridiculous thing to think. You are not getting those abortion rights back. No Kamala's strategy of coasting on anecdotes about her upbringing and meaningless vaguery about opportunity economy is not going to win an election. You wouldn't have won the last on without the mass mail-in voting. And the fact that they are doing this out in the open means our politics aren't even real. Not even a little bit. You're arguing about how a play is going to end. Whatever she says about why she left is a lie. Just like how everything Tulsi Gabbard said was a lie."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2024
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