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Cave Donkey

N: A woman usually infected with the growth of a penis. Usually this penis is embedded within the vagina, thus providing eternal sexual satisfaction. Also, see Horse Woman.

Native to America, the common Cave Donkey will usually come out at night in search of food or drink. Do not go near a Cave Donkey, they will often times confuse you for beer or maybe even a vibrator.

Info: The common Cave Donkey usually stands between 5'6" and 8'4". They may weigh anywhere between 95 to 350 lbs.
-Commonly seen on side streets or dark alleyways. Or anywhere in New York and Chicago.
Yo, she's totally a Cave Donkey.

Dude, you gonna go ask that Cave Donkey to dance?
Nah, I'd rather get punched in the ass by Rambo.

That Cave Donkey is shitting on my newspaper!

Tell Toby Kieth to keep his Cave Donkey in line!
by Drimicus September 28, 2008
mugGet the Cave Donkeymug.

double donkey

1) The most extreme mouth slam.

2) A super-ultra mule kick to the face or abdomen.

3) Double penetrating a bitch and forcing her head into the floor, and laughing at her ass hole fuckin'.
"We are going to give you a double donkey straight to the mouth!"
by Dustin June 14, 2004
mugGet the double donkeymug.

Donkey in the Canyon

the polite way to indicate that your friend has something in the cracks of their teeth. see also Bat in the cave, Nuget in the mine, and Pirate on the hairship.
Before my interview I smiled wide and asked my friend if their was a donkey in the canyon.
by Chad S January 20, 2004
mugGet the Donkey in the Canyonmug.

chocolate donkey

a chocolate donkey is a word used to describe a black male. typically a hunk or a really sexy black guy. this word originated in the ghetto of las vegas, nevada.
Did you see Barack that chocolate donkey.
OMG! freddie is such a chocolate donkey.
by Vanilla Hoedown March 31, 2009
mugGet the chocolate donkeymug.

shower donkey

a girl's nice ass
by Charles Williamsss October 6, 2010
mugGet the shower donkeymug.

donkey porker

when a man has sexual intercourse with an obese woman. He then lifts her fupa to reveal the puss, and goes to town.
dude i heard you fucked baby girl, you're a donkey porker lolololz
by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010
mugGet the donkey porkermug.

Choke a donkey

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's
The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.
by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012
mugGet the Choke a donkeymug.

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