German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Yeah totally dawg.

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"

by Hym Iam February 22, 2025

Just Jules Things

When some rando on a message board keeps posting useless links

"Why does he keep posting garbage tiktok and stuff?"
"Oh you know, just Jules things"

by MLDN October 14, 2022

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008