Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.

I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.

by don leslie December 26, 2007

hand wave

Hand wave = magical

When I was a kid, we'd wave our hands in a mysterious way and say abra kadabra and then poof, we'd achieve magical results. Well, we'd pretend but a hand wave means some kind of mysterious magical action that gives results not attainable by normal human means.

When you stayed up all night programming to get something difficult completed and someone asks, "How in the world did you do that?" To be falsely modest, you reply, "Oh I just did the old hand wave and poof, it appeared."

by Paw Possum May 12, 2016

SWAT Hands

The excessive use of hand motions (usually police offices) to convey a point, give direction or to simulate carrying an actual weapon during training.

The officer cleared a room during training with his SWAT hands.

by D.M. Krebs August 23, 2007

Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams

Liam turner has dirty pocket hands

by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020

The Farm Hand

It is the act of delivering an open hand smack to the side of ones face.

Much like how the farm hands do all the work on the farm, "The Farm Hand" does all the work...

Shut up b*tch or you will get The Farm Hand!

by Switch_Midgett February 13, 2010

Ight hand

“Ight hand” meaning okay man. A term that generally good ol boys on the oil rig use.

Ol boy 1: “Just got off the rig man, that’s enough West Texas drilling for me”
Ol boy 2: “Ight hand, you gon miss the smell of oil base”

by Xanny Phantom April 9, 2019

teflon hands

Crypto Term, Noun. A Holder of Crypto-Currency/Crypto-Assets Which cannot be pursuaded from their current path by from any input of information. -Nothing sticks to Teflon Hands.

"I have Teflon Hands, Your FUD Cant Stop me."

by SmurgeBurglur June 5, 2021