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Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face
"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024
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Goon

Person who handles their business. Also likes to masterbait ALOT
Sergeant Jackson is a goon! He handles his business at work and in the bedroom
by Potato nutsack November 7, 2025
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Goons

Damm she has goons”
by Big pepper June 10, 2018
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Goon

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.
by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025
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Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way
Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”
by Yosupfam September 9, 2018
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Goon

You’re such a goon😂
by ugoose June 12, 2022
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