The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.
For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.
Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
by fat_man July 15, 2014
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Get the Four-faced mug.A Spanglish slang term used to describe a face that has been shaved clean which for a long time (usually years) previous had worn facial hair, such as a mustache or goatee. The naked, newly shaved face gives the appearance of a bare ass cheek.
Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Nalga is Spanish for ass cheek.
Daughter: What possessed dad to shave his 'stache after 35 years?
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
Mother: He wanted to try something different, you don't like it?
Daughter: No!! He has a nalga face, he needs to grow it back!
by punxsutawneyrob September 22, 2010
Get the Nalga Face mug.Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.
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Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.
Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.
Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.
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Get the Face throttle mug.When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.
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