November 20

November 20 is text your crush and tell them you like them day.

Girl 1: Hey it’s November 20
Girl 2: omg go text him right now!

by savetheturtlesandioopsksksksk November 19, 2020

November 20

November 20, national give a man a compliment day.

They seriously don’t get these enough.

Woman: Hey guess what?
Man: What
Woman: It’s November 20, national give a man a compliment day.

Woman: You’re really nice and cute and people don’t appreciate you enough
Man: Thanks we don’t get these enough

by SoIIa November 19, 2020

20 After 4

The coolest smoke shop in existence. Good vibes, great music & even better smoking essentials.

Yo bro, did you go to 20 After 4? They’re giving away puff bars. Peep their instagram @20after4usa

by off.white2020 November 23, 2020

Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.

Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).

by Covido November 25, 2020

I’ll be 20-25 minute

When your dealer says this he’s just gonna take the piss

Brad: yo how far out are u
Kyle: I’ll be 20-25 minute
Brad: You literally said that an hour ago u chat utter shit I’m getting a fat top up now u bastard

by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

December 20

National have sex with someone who has their birthday today day

Dude it's December 20th. I better buy some condoms it's my buddies bday!

by Totally not born on Dec. 20 October 29, 2020

Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

If your a given manga fan then this is for you! Spam Chapter 20 of Given because that chapter is a nightmare and no one likes that chapter one bit so destroy your friends with this. :D

Chapter 20 was such a horrible chapter for Given fans and why not just have fun and spam the chapter 20 link over and over again to friends. So enjoy Spam your friends with Chapter 20 of Given day (June 20th)

by KattySopia October 31, 2020