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Tableclot

A lyric in the song B.Y.O.B by System of a Down, this is the correct way to pronounce "tablecloth" in the 11th line of the song: "yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth"

It is only applicable to this song, pronounce as usual in other contexts

Help to those who cannot read- pronounced "tay-buhl-Klot" ≠ "tay-buhl-Kloth"
John Smith: "Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth"

Pocahontas: "No john, It's tableclot"

John Smith: "oh okay"

John Smith and Pocahontas headbang to this awesome diggety dawg rocking ballad by System of a Down on Spotify Premium
by Kaveh Kasharewar January 30, 2024
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TablePointFive

Retarded AlphaPlace and Cave Story player. He will probably die one day I think.
Guy: "I love TablePointFive!"
Retard: "I don't care."
Guy: "You will turn to dust like the rest."
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TablePointFive

DO THE TABLER!!!!
Guy1: That guy is such TablePointFive that is insane
Guy2: OFC, HE SHOULD STOP DOING THE TABLER!!
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Tales Of Tanorio

Bob: "Wanna play some 'Tales Of Tanorio'"
George "Nah, It's delayed"
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Tablework

Sitting at a table and working through something. Usually used in acting and theater.
Person 1: How do you work through your tablework with a new character?

Person 2: I start by looking at their background and experiences, before moving on to how they supposedly act.
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Teablespoon

The spoon size in between a tea spoon and a table spoon.
Xavier, did you put the teablespoon back in the drawer?
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table

A British person.

A funnier and less objectively agreed upon version of "brit", typically said with disdain (serious or joking). Can also relate to British mannerisms or objects (see example 3)

Originating from the public access show, A Little Sketchy, in which the fictional character, Johnny Table is an incredibly stereotypical British person.
EXAMPLE 1:

Snobbert: *proceeds to use British pronunciation*
Quimbly: "what made you this way?"
Snobbert: "to tell you the truth, I'm a table. *cries in British*

-A Little Sketchy Episode 12

EXAMPLE 2:

British Person (Table): "can I get a nice cup o' wa'er?
American: "What a table!"

EXAMPLE 3:

British Person (Table): "in my home across the pond, we eat crumpets"
American: "are those table foods?"
by ThePlaidLad May 5, 2024
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