Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Get the Important storymug. A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.
She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.
by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015
Get the alaskan storymug. A dramatic event that happened in someone’s life that changed them into a villain doing evil things to mask their pain.
Bro 1: “Can’t believe your gf cheated on you with 30 guys in one year and you didn't find out until now.”
Bro 2: *cry* “this will be my villain origin story! Everyone will pay for what she did to me!!” 😡
Bro 2: *cry* “this will be my villain origin story! Everyone will pay for what she did to me!!” 😡
by PeachPlugger9000 July 4, 2024
Get the villain origin storymug. by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
Get the The Storymug. by weezerooweeoo June 12, 2022
Get the Storimug. When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia
by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023
Get the Russell up a storymug. sex story pt 7!!
he slides in and out of me with fast movements, yet the thrusts themselves aren't too fast because he's sliding in and out as much of his length as he can, exactly how i like it, or i should say, love it – because i absolutely can't get enough of it. my legs start to recoil toward my body as my already loud moans get louder, my body tenses and my fingers dig into his sides. 'cum for me, baby girl, cum for daddy' he reassures me as my eyes gloss over, my head falls back and i squirt hard right above his cock. it keeps coming out harder every thrust he makes and my toes curl harder. my grip loosens just a little bit but suddenly gets even tighter as i have another orgasm before i even stopped squirting from the first. as he grabs my face, pulls it up and starts to kiss me passionately with me with our eyes wide open and still gazing at each other's, my grip tightens once again, feeling another orgasm come on. my eyes quake violently, but i don't break eye contact for a second. nothing would break my focus staring into his gorgeous eyes the color of tree bark in the autumn in this moment. as we felt the embrace of each others warm souls, completely naked, flesh against flesh, he starts struggling to kiss me back so i stop too as he stammers 'b-baby i'm gon— baby i'm coming !!' the expression he has as he still gazes into my eyes is as if he's letting his heart and soul melt inside of me.
he slides in and out of me with fast movements, yet the thrusts themselves aren't too fast because he's sliding in and out as much of his length as he can, exactly how i like it, or i should say, love it – because i absolutely can't get enough of it. my legs start to recoil toward my body as my already loud moans get louder, my body tenses and my fingers dig into his sides. 'cum for me, baby girl, cum for daddy' he reassures me as my eyes gloss over, my head falls back and i squirt hard right above his cock. it keeps coming out harder every thrust he makes and my toes curl harder. my grip loosens just a little bit but suddenly gets even tighter as i have another orgasm before i even stopped squirting from the first. as he grabs my face, pulls it up and starts to kiss me passionately with me with our eyes wide open and still gazing at each other's, my grip tightens once again, feeling another orgasm come on. my eyes quake violently, but i don't break eye contact for a second. nothing would break my focus staring into his gorgeous eyes the color of tree bark in the autumn in this moment. as we felt the embrace of each others warm souls, completely naked, flesh against flesh, he starts struggling to kiss me back so i stop too as he stammers 'b-baby i'm gon— baby i'm coming !!' the expression he has as he still gazes into my eyes is as if he's letting his heart and soul melt inside of me.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
Get the sex storymug.