Matt: He has a nice body, look at how his skin glows under the moon light
Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes
Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes
by jacob&matt got jokes August 11, 2010
The act of masturbating to a picture of your significant other who:
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1) You are islamically married to.
2) Does not live in the same country as you.
3) Is not sexually attracted to you, but is trying to gain residency in your country.
4) The person in the picture is religious, and therefore will not sleep with you before the marriage ceremony.
1)Syed is in a hurry to get home so he can do the (MPPB) Muslim Pictue Pump and Blast.
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
What the hell happened in the men's bathroom, did somebody Muslim Picture Pump and Blast again?
by GoGoRowdyDriver October 11, 2010
a variation of Vivaldi's 8th Symphony in A minor, this involves: insertion of the male penis into the mandibula of a three-month pregnant sea donkey. Upon insertion the male farts as loud as possible while simultaneously humming the first 3 bars of the Czechoslovakia national anthem and plagerizing a copy of the world renoun one act play Oust (originally written and directed by Al Gore).
Bobby busted out with the Old English Pump and Run last night during a game of twister with the family.
by doctronx boys February 16, 2009
by Slapanja September 02, 2020
"The reason I was on the toilet for so long is because I was doing the "Dilworth Dump N' Pump"
The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating
The dilworth dump n' pump; The act of self gratifucation while deficating
by T5carpe May 31, 2023
When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
by Gomez McTaco May 16, 2011
by Chicowhite January 27, 2015