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Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.
Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.
by DestroFace May 17, 2017
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Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.
How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.
by Pep per ment butler April 22, 2016
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Clown Holing

Reverse farting to power boof a press tab of ecstasy.
We left the after party when some wooks started clown holing their stash.
by Queenmob July 10, 2019
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pratfall clown

When a person gets too angry about small little things and gets so mad they end up making themselves look like an idiot rather than making the targeted person look like an idiot.
Look at that pratfall clown, his argument is comprised of him yelling random obscenities rather than addressing the issue. He's raging yet not getting anywhere. He isn't making a point, he's simply spewing obscenities and falling over in his own rage. He's saying things with such low amounts of effort that they are making him look worse rather than bettering his case and argument.
by ungkyan shanden June 30, 2020
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Clown Car

To be filled with men in a sexual way
A woman who wears a lot of makeup and has a lot of sex
"Damn son, your girlfriend is a total clown car! She had like five guys in her last night."
by mcflykitty September 1, 2014
mugGet the Clown Carmug.

Angry Clown

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.
by chairboy July 11, 2016
mugGet the Angry Clownmug.

piss clown

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.
by Mon and Sharn July 30, 2015
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