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skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later
Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
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Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed
Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel
by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020
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Squirrel

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.
by Deanxcas March 3, 2021
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Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.
Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.
by Aaacey July 4, 2019
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squirrel shout-out

Where you abruptly snap your head around and irritably bellow, “WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” up into the trees whenever a bushy-tailed nut-gatherer makes a chattering scolding ruckus when you are merely minding your own business and working quietly in your yard. Sometimes this stress-relieving action may actually be performed mostly for the entertainment of others in your vicinity, particularly easily-amused giggly children --- you may indeed be highly irritated by the squirrel's inexplicable/unwarranted noisy tirade, but everyone knows that your own crimson-faced outburst really isn't gonna do much good overall, since squirrels obviously ain't gonna keep quiet just 'cuz you want them to.
Sometimes doing a squirrel shout-out is indeed effective in shutting up dat noisy fur-varmint, at least for a few minutes… guess he’s so non-plussed at my sudden bellowing outburst that he doesn’t know quite what to make of it all. But in any case, I still fail to see what he’s getting so pissed off about in da first place --- I’m not bothering him or even paying him any mind, and I sure as shootin’ ain’t after his precious acorns, so what’s his beef with me, anyhoot???
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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LA Squirrel

Breed of squirrel found in the San Fernando Valley and LA proper, known for being absolute units and photographed by UCLA students
Bro: “omg that LA squirrel is so big”
Sara a UCLA student: “lolol *takes 15th picture*”
by notShaq February 16, 2023
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Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018
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