A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009
Get the Ditch Slap mug.To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007
Get the gouche slap mug.by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
Get the slap a pickle mug.Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
Get the keyboard slapping mug.janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.
by mackelslap December 22, 2008
Get the gabblin slap mug.If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.
Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.
by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008
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girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
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