table shaker

banging a girl so hard on a table

i gave her the table shaker last night

by your pseudm December 5, 2016

Gravy shaker

Hermaphroditic male who masturbates violently with head of pennis inserted into anus of sexual partner until they deficate on themselves.

Damn, that mother fucker's givin dat bitch the gravy shaker!

by Hanaphin December 15, 2016

pussay-slayer

definition:
a man that had pussy 3 or more times a day

Jerry: Hey did you hear about that pussay-slayer
Me: Yeah he had blown 3 pussys today and yesterday ive! heard

by Your Creepy Uncle Gary April 13, 2017

apis slavery

The act of taking honey from bees.
Apis - referring to the genus to which honeybees belong
Slavery - the action of 'taking advantage' of the bees' hard work

Also called 'beekeeping'

If it weren't for apis slavery, I couldn't properly enjoy my biscuits.

by Rooj Morej September 25, 2017

mudflap slayer

Fucking a guys ass after he shit without wiping

Jack - I'm the best mudflap slayer
Joseph - my turn

by B'Ryan November 19, 2017

demolition slayer

A Sexy Metalhead, who wears leggings & Band Tees . Who also has tattoos and long gorgeous hair.

Damn, Look how HOT that Demolition Slayer is !
That Demolition Slayer sure can headbang !

by FawnBete December 11, 2017

slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.

“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .

by Alt Linguist January 2, 2018