Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

See sick

A type of sickness derived from seeing too much, this can be from being too high up with the realisation of how high you are, or perhaps seeing too much food on a plate and becoming nauseous at the thought of eating it all.

It can also come from seeing something that displeases you.

"can we go now? I think I'm getting see sick with this view."

by Dev95 May 15, 2018

knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick

''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''

by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013

sickness riseing

when some one is beyond ugly

1:look at that chick
2:yuck sickness riseing
1:yep

by EazyBeats May 16, 2009

Sick

Unreal

Ethan, Your'e a Sick Goalie! Also heard you are a sick runner....

by chickenface22 September 19, 2019

Sick

When you wanna fucking die and wanna shove a lamp up your ass at the same time

My brain is sick because I love fucking lamps

by Lamp sex.com April 15, 2022

sick

2 little idiots that are in love. it’s a ship name for simonne and nick. even though simonne is cheating on him for zach. #sac

omfl is that simonne and nick? let’s go up to them and say sick!!

o noo!! simonnes cheating on nick for zach. #sac

by sickforlife May 27, 2019