The most powerful weapon in the universe, first weaponized by the Asians before physics was invented. It is capable of both short and long range devastation, and in the old days it could even be finessed through time and space. It also doubles as fashionable footwear and as such, is very easy to deploy quickly if you know what you are doing.
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(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.
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