When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.
My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.
by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024
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Being happy to let your house furniture and decorations to deteriorate excessively whilst seeing more value than exists in there former qualities.
The couple we visited yesterday had very old and worn sofas but when i mentioned this they were overcome by shabpiness and said they couldn't even contemplate replacing them as they were so comfortable to sit on.
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Get the Shampooed mug.Sarping is the act of removing 2 deceased individuals of the opposite sex from their burial sites, and placing them together in a Manner that depicts them engaging in intercourse.
Me: hey man I'm super fucking bored do you want to go sarping with me?
Buddy: Sure man, Casey's grandma just died should be nice and fresh, let's go sarp the fuck out of her!
Buddy: Sure man, Casey's grandma just died should be nice and fresh, let's go sarp the fuck out of her!
by The necromancer May 26, 2024
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