If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.
Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome
You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.
You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.
by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021
The tendency for a musical artist specifically a rapper to put out music where every single song sounds virtually the same.
A: “did you listen to Gunna’s new album?”
B: “yea it was good but it kinda suffers from Dababy syndrome“
B: “yea it was good but it kinda suffers from Dababy syndrome“
by asia272001 January 07, 2022
Alucard Syndrome is when you feel loathing or self hate due to your parents, Grandparents or other direct ancestors
This term is derived from Alucard, Dracula’s Son who in popular interpretations loathes himself due to his father.
This term is derived from Alucard, Dracula’s Son who in popular interpretations loathes himself due to his father.
Hank: “I just found out my grandpa was hitler”
Josh: “Damn sounds like you’re suffering from Alucard Syndrome”
Josh: “Damn sounds like you’re suffering from Alucard Syndrome”
by S.T.R February 26, 2021
Bev syndrome is Stockholm syndrome but for women, who entraped men and then kidnapped them, but made the men fell in love with her when he's kidnapped.
by Jaydogman January 07, 2021
Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.
by Aridzona October 05, 2009
When you have the urge to burst out in song singing "Friday", say phrases like we so excited in your vocabulary, say the word fun multiple times, act like captain obvious when its friday and you say yesterday was thursday, and your biggest life threatning problem is which seat you should take in your 13 year old friends convertable.
Sarah: We so excited because yesterday was thursday, and today is friday, and were gonna have fun fun fun fun because we going for a ride in my homeboys convertable even if I don't know which seat to take.
Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun
Kylie: We so excited.
Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.
Ami: Fun Fun Fun Fun
Kylie: We so excited.
Tia: SHUT UP! You guys have an extreme case of friday syndrome.
by S monayyyyy!! March 26, 2011
Grouped on having issues because they only think about buny and anything that will make them be havers.
Person 1: I got buny syndrome. All I think about are buny.
Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!
Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.
Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!
Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.
by Thatswhatgettingcursedmean October 05, 2021