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Sneaky Beaver 

The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.
Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.
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Sneaky Link #1 

The scenario where fish have multiple breeding partners throughout their life, particularly in males.
Trinidadian guppies are in the category of Sneaky Link #1.
Sneaky Link #1 by Scottieta&m December 2, 2021

Cadillac sneakum 

Similar to the traditional sneakum, a Cadillac sneakum can only be claimed if one finds a new, fully functioning sneakum, or if one obtains a great deal or amount of some sneakum for a n excellent price.
"Yo, I got the Cadillac sneakum for sure. 5 bucks a roll!"

"Nice Cadillac sneakum. You got away from the feds and you smoked a blunt on the ride home."

"Check out this little Cadillac sneakum I picked up."

sneak poonge 

sneak poonge(verb);

sneak poonging(adjective);

To give, take, or put in a quiet, stealthy manner: sneak ones genitalia into one's mouth. (not limited to oral placement).

A game that can be played between two or more people of the opposite and/or same sex.

Although sneak poonging of the same sex can be equally fun it is frowned upon in most cultures.
Dean crept stealthily in the shadows of the night to share his most precious of gifts with his chum Jack, quietly kneeling toward jack's face he set his member gracefully into his mouth with out making so much as a peep.

SURPRISE SURPRISE MY GOOD FRIEND!
You've just been sneak poonged.
sneak poonge by vivalajack February 25, 2009

sneaky good 

Excellent, especially when underrated. Good enough to give the impression of cheating.
I thought that goofy-looking guy couldn't play, but he's sneaky good.
Bill didn't have a copy of the exam. He's a sneaky good student.
sneaky good by Rahula January 10, 2018
smoking of drugs behind the back of one of the cheeky bra's members. can also be "cheeky"
"hey Ryman i think petes having a sneaky in his room!!"
"the sneaky cheeky bastard"
sneaky by hurridcaner February 21, 2004
Discustingly heavy running shoes often worn by nerds. Most commonly used for running and jumping over things. Look best when worn with tight denim pants. Brooks is the largest sneak making company today.
"Yo! Where my sneaks"

"Bryan, I'll trade your La Coste shoes for my sneaks"
sneaks by taxidriver April 22, 2006