kanen smith

A super good individual with a big penis that has a big body count. This person is also super nice.
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Bradley Smith

If you're lucky enough to know him hes genuinely the most amazing person in my life. Actually my world and everything he does is perfect. Very funny, smart, kind, caring, thoughtful, his personality is so perfect and something many would be jealous of. He is everything you could want in a person. Brad is hella hot and has really cute freckles and his eyes are breathtaking. Brad always has everyones best interest at heart and is the best thing in my life. Brad is so well rounded and has it all, he has so many desirable qualities but sometimes doesnt realise them and appreciate everything he is. I adore everything he is and hope and pray he stays in my life forever because he is everything to me
"Oh yeah you know Bradley Smith?"
"Yeah he means the world to me"
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Billy Smith

I couldn't wait to get home last night and have a billy smith my balls were swollen with jizz
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morgan smith

dang she sexy, her name must be morgan smith
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Anthony Maxwell Smith

Literally the ideal life form and the base of all gods and internal beings. Anthony Maxwell Smith was created in the center of the universe approximately 168 trillion years before god existed and set a timeline for all forms of meaning. He is reincarnated every 17 billion years under the same name and brings peace and fortune to all. His base form is far beyond what the human mind can comprehend so he takes secondary form inside a tall teenager with acne and blond hair
Anthony Maxwell Smith is the very essence of life incarnate
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Bethan smith

A very small and annoying girl. She is okay at times but is a real bitch at times some might one to beat her up
Oh yeah i think bethan smiths well annoying
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
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