shittyfinger

A shityfinger is where someone or something shits all over your finger and you pass out

Sally:Bob pulled a shittyfinger last night all over his finger and still hasn’t woken up
Anna: yeah I feel bad for the poor dude it must hurt

by Shittyant October 19, 2023

Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is

awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me

by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024

shitty booty ass

when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.

"hey Carl, can you please come help me i have shitty booty ass?"

by The original shitty booty February 6, 2024

shurtyblu

Kind of bitch that is totally smoked everytime you text her, pretends to be a nerd on social media and she'll never shut the fuck up

Shurtyblu, where tf is your Turn Off Botton?

by bob on molly March 4, 2024

Shitty Kitty

"Shitty kitty" or "shitty kitty drunk" is a humorous expression typically used to describe someone who is extremely intoxicated or drunk. It's a playful way of saying someone is really drunk, often with a touch of silliness.

"After the party, Sarah stumbled out of the bar, giggling uncontrollably and slurring her words. She was totally 'shitty kitty'."

by sneakyturtle31 March 12, 2024

Shitty Shandy

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass

"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"

by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024