Hot dog down an elevator shaft

A man with a small penis that tries to have sex with a girl while shes drastically bent over.

I dont know why he was trying that position but you may have well just thrown a hot dog down an elevator shaft.

by thebeeflips October 4, 2006

shaft

1)Nothing, Zero, Zilch
See: the shaft
2) the worse possible situation to be stuck in

1)Everybody else got an nice big bonus check, but Dave got The Shaft.
2) Between getting fired, evicted, arrested, beaten-up, and robbed, this week has been the shaft. Maybe New york isn't the best place for me.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

Shif

A combination shit & fish smell that comes off a girls ass when fucking her doggy style. Usually forces you to turn your head and hold your breath. Sometimes pushing her butt cheeks together helps. If severe enough doggy style is not an option

I was about to fuck her doggy style when I smelled shif.

by bobbydeuce December 26, 2006

shaft snorting

Shaft snorting involves doings lines of cocaine along the shaft of a man's penis beginning near the base of and extending towards the tip. Sensitive-side shaft snorting can be performed with the man lying down and is usually started near the head of the penis and ends at the ball sack (dirf) region where a large a amount of cocaine rests for the finisher.

Andy got extremely high by shaft snorting Josh.

by CWoot November 8, 2007

shaft

an insulting comment burn

jack got shafted jill but she came back with a painful counter-shaft

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

kidney shifter

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"What do you reckon to that new guy Benny?"

"Fuckin kidney shifter in't e"

by Dr. Sven May 27, 2006