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robert pattinson

What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career
Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!

My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson

robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks
by talking space monkeys April 15, 2009
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Rapercise

1.) To rape someone so vigorously that it exercises your muscles and you work up a sweat of some sort.

2.) To excercise in some fashion(running, lifting weights, etc.) whilst raping someone.
Man, I was liftin' barbells while I rapercised that chick last night!
by nG KojaK February 2, 2008
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Robert aka leprechaun

a weird irish kid who fucks every hot chick he sees
That Robert aka leprechaun is a friggin perv lol
by phonics monkey December 15, 2008
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Robert Garcia III

(n,v,adj,adv) He works on I75, I10, I95, I26, and I20. His reputation is known throughout the southeastern region of the United States. He runs the south (See: World's most interesting man).
Teach me to be Robert Garcia III. I went Robert Garcia III on that hoe. Is it breezy out here, or am I just about to blow Robert Garcia III.
by World's most interesting woman October 13, 2012
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Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.
Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.
by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020
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Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.
by whatevs2 July 24, 2020
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Sloppy Robert

It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.

You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.

It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.
Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.
by slobpop April 8, 2011
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