queef

a vaginal sneeze, that sounds like a toot, but really you got too much fucking air in your wizard hole *-*

during sex:

girl: -queefs-
guy: DAYUM GURL DID UR POOSAY JUST TOOT. YA NASTY. *flies to canada*

by sprinklesandshits_ January 25, 2014

Queef

A Queef is a Pussy Fart. That's it. Just a Fucking Pussy Fart. Okay? Oh, also It can be a name.

Girl 1: We! Did you just Queef!?
Girl 2: No. I didn't Queef you mother fucking Queef.
Girl 1: bitch

by A-A-Ron! July 13, 2015

refried queef

When you fart, and the fart bubbles come up the front and sound like a queef.

for guys, if you fart and it tickles your balls.

"ew did you seriously just queef?"

"no way! it was totally a refried queef!"

by briqui May 15, 2009

Queef

it's when u pick up a dirty toe rag and go home and fist her and there is still enough room to stick in a sofa and air is sucked in becaus she is such a big dirty S _ _ T

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Queef

ginny fart

sometimes i queef out of my weenie.

by bob the builder December 9, 2002

Queef

nasty ass queef

Sometimes I queef out of my weenie

by michael March 15, 2003

Queef

a weird, gay person

Kevin is a queef

by Alex-X November 16, 2003