Porn Crusader

Someone who is on the porn he spend his life finding and abusing himself with porn, he has a 200 gigabyte hard drive full with the filthiest pictures and still 'crusaders' after more

"my mate steve is a porn crusader he quests after porn, he even likes the sick stuff from japan where the chicks have ****s, but he gets that mostly from tony who is into that stuff he is a porn crusader to and together they go on a porn crusade

by Lilikin May 13, 2005

Porn Nam

A Porn Nam is to porn as Nam is to veterans of the war of the same name. It's a horrific event that ruins not only your boner at the time, but quite possibly your porn viewing indefinetly.

Josh had a porn nam when he saw his Dad's porn folder full of trannies.

My porn Nam was seeing a MMF threesome where the guys were as interested in each other as they were the chick.

by Penguin Incarnate July 12, 2005

property porn

television programme depicting home improvement, renovation work, or relocation with the specific aim of increasing personal wealth and ramping house prices.
Especially popular in the UK during the property boom 2002-2007. Examples include "Property Ladder", "Location, Location, Location".

that show is nothing more than property porn

by el_rico May 25, 2008

elephant porn

Don't even think about it, slut.

Elephant porn is bad for your brain

by Used Napkin February 18, 2015

Peel Porn

Created by Christine,and you just peel simply peel like no big deal

Peel that simply peel like no big deal for the peel porn

by CoolInCollege1037 September 15, 2017

Amazon porn

A kind of porn where all or most of the women in it are dominatrixs and all or most of the men are sex slaves and/or used to fight as gladators.

Do you like amazon porn?

by Judge dredd7 June 8, 2011

Food Porn

Any picture or ad of food that is appealing.

Yo, Danielle did you just see that Pizza Hut commercial?

Hell yeah - that was some good food porn. Let's go get some pizza.

by FriedMack May 30, 2008