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crew poo

when two or more people go take a poo at the same time on purpose.
"Lets go take a crew poo!"
by superhebrews December 7, 2009
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déjà-poo

The act of pooping again only a short time after you pooped the first time. Usually associated with the feeling that you first dump was so massive that there could not possibly be any more poop in you.
I couldn’t believe it. I laid a huge lunker at home and thought “that’ll get me through the day”. Then I get to work and its déjà-poo. I laid another foot of pipe.
by BigBlackBlick May 14, 2010
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poo gabber

a dead-set homosexual that likes being done up the arse
by notwishinganymore July 30, 2006
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Poo-nicorn

The Poo-nicorn is a mysterious creature from the magical world of Poo-nicornicopia.

The true origin of these creatures still remains a mystery, but what we do know is that they are
vital to the survival of their land. All Poo-nicorns have powers that allow the world to thrive.

Surrounded by strange and unknown lands, they must explore and find more of their kind to help

bring balance to the world.

The Poo-nicorn adventures will focus on the environment, friendship, humor and fun, fantasy and imagination,caring and sharing, as well as creative problem solving.
I love my Poo-nicorn! A Poo-nicorn is a magical creature. Poo-nicorn toys are for sale at retail.
by FUN2PLAY June 15, 2017
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Poo FM

Where a person listens to the noises of another person taking a dump.
This act can be conducted either on purpose or completely by accident.
Common noises are often "splashes" or "plops", but also man made noises such as grunts and squeals.
Eric: Oh dude, you gotta hear the noises Walter is making in there! He must have chronic diarrhoea.

Brandon: Eh yeah sick...but why are you listening man?!

Eric: I was using the urinal, so was accidently tuning into Poo FM.
by studpaulY2K August 16, 2009
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auto poo

When someone is in an "Oh Shit!" situation and craps out his/her poo.
1: Crap this plane's gonna crash!
Pilot: We goin down!
1: *auto poo*
by pieguy124 March 30, 2009
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Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.
I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.
by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008
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