Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 04, 2019

Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019

free tap friday

The time a guy has a reason to smack a girls ass

Bob: Hey its Free Tap Friday
Jim: I already slapped Amy's ass were good
Bob: Nice man

by Square up CAKISUIANS April 14, 2018

Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex

Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel

by Therealsnake123 August 28, 2020

shitshow friday

A term for when the last day of the work week goes to hell right before everyone gets to go home.

10 minutes to 5 o'clock and the boss just asked people to stay late, looks like another shitshow Friday!

by fuah January 02, 2019

Friday Junior

It's Thursday since it's before Friday, Thursday the baby.

Man, I can't wait for Friday junior to get here so I can get my car.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

friday fuzzies

The "Friday Fuzzies" represent the delightful, anticipatory feeling of joy and contentment that arises as the workweek ends, signaling the arrival of a weekend filled with relaxation and enjoyment. It stands in contrast to the "Sunday Scaries," offering a welcome respite from weekday worries.

Kristen was overcome by an irresistible sense of joy and anticipation known as the "Friday Fuzzies" while enjoying her lunch break at work, eagerly embracing the upcoming weekend. This delightful phenomenon stands in stark contrast to the dreaded "Sunday Scaries."

by netsirk June 19, 2023