age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 8, 2025

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give a boy your number day

On November 22nd its the give a boy your number day! He can always hit you up if you want :)

her : Hey here my number!
him : Why?
her : Its November 22nd! Its give a boy your number day!

by November 22nd November 10, 2020

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QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE NUMBER 1

Queen of the Universe Number 1

All of the Queens of the Universe have to acknowledge that the Queen of the Universe Number 1 has the most power over Earth including material, physical, emotional, spiritual and all of the Galaxies in the Universe. She is the ruler of all things that matter and her name is Krystyna.

by Nunuska June 26, 2020

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Number 3

To cum/ejaculate

I need a number 3

by Grandpa max July 19, 2017

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number 3.1

When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself

Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1

by DoubleDashes July 12, 2018

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