bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

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choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe

Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?

by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009

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Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

by He himself. July 29, 2009

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Pit Bitch

In motocross, the person that holds the racer's water or bike while the racer is preoccupied is called the pit bitch. Although it seems like a derogatory term, the job is actually very important to the racer. Female presence is expected.

In motorcycle racing, every pit bitch graduates to an umbrella girl and the clothing becomes sexier because of the lack of dirt and dust. Also, high heels can be worn on the pavement.

Squid: "Dude I could have totally used a pit bitch after that last moto, I nearly passed the fuck out when I came off the track!"

Pro: "Man, I remember those days. My pit bitch holds my water while I'm in the gate and she even holds my bike when I gotta take a piss!"

by CAPTAIN_CHRONIC January 5, 2011

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