A Ninja Carrot is a hybrid version of a carrot, completely invisible to the naked eye when it wants to be, it is rediculously good at slaying everyone, ranging from nubs to pros, with its weapon of choice, either the Ak-47 or the Sako. Ninja Carrots are never known to die, they merely fall in battle, their nutrients leak into the soil, along with their memories, and are fully grown again in a matter of seconds. You cannot see this however, because when they come back, they are in full alert mode and turn invisible. Also, You cannot shoot down a Ninja Carrot, because they have no organs. you have to blow them up with a grenade, Which henders him from growing back, for a moment. If they are injured, they merely attach themselves to any patch of soil rich in nutrients, and re-grow parts that were injured during the fighting.
Holy Shit! That Ninja Carrot is picking us off with his eyes closed!
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
Ninja Carrot says, "The last thing you will see is my Muzzle flash."
by Joe Carrot August 17, 2009
Get the Ninja Carrot mug.The act of putting your hand over your butt, farting into your hand, closing your and entrapping the fart, and then throwing it into some one elses face like a ninja throws a star.
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Get the Pantz Ninja mug.A person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. A clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.
from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":
CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.
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CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?
Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.
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Get the clockwork ninja mug.A racial slur for negros. It implies that, if a black person were to be a ninja, they would not need to wear black clothes because their skin is already black.
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