Necedsary

Is needed gr8tly, I need that shit cuh

Ye necedsary

by Necedsary May 14, 2021

NeedTeej Disorder

A very rare and serious medical disorder in which one is dying of a lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, the chills, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, the person has 48 hours to survive. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej came to the rescue on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

Neded

To get tricked into going out and staying up longer than anticipated or agreed to. Suffering the next day from a horrible hang over and ruining the next few days.

Last night, Ned came over to cook lobster and have a chill night but i ended up getting Neded and stayed up until 4 am and had to call in sick to work the next day

by Dkawa July 1, 2021

needboobsinmouth diesease

its a diesease that can only be cured by getting boobies in ur mouth or shoving your face between them. its mortality rate is 100% without treatment (boobies in mouth)

i have needboobsinmouth diesease:( it can only be cured by getting boobs in my mouth:(

by dr.boobie July 4, 2021

NeedlesAndThorns

a really handsome dude, but very gay. fruity as fuck.

A: "Woah! is that NeedlesAndThorns? that dadfucker looking so pretty rn.."

B: "fr... i wish i was him..."

by hotsexytwink July 17, 2021

NeedBeans

- Run that back, because that joke was horrible, open your mouth. *fart sound* When you speak to me speak with yo chin up like it’s picture day. *camera flashes* Bitch ass boy and I fucked your mom long THick style. Stop playing with me faggot ass boy. Now I’m boutta cut the shit outta your faggot ass. Fuck is you talmbout you just got combo’d by Marski, Marski Salarsky, bitch ass boy.
- vvisvim rule 63 enjoyer

-Yo man You're such a NeedBeans
-I filed this restraining order six months ago gtfo
or
-Joe momma

by Xx_AssEaterSixNine_xX October 20, 2021