chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016

Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

fudge muncher

A person who eats out a black girls vagina or anus.

Man, I am such a fudge muncher!

by ZedFontaine February 1, 2017

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

tyre muncher

A female of the provocative type who attends car shows.The female has no personal interests in said cars but is interested in the bragging right of being with the owner of said car in a intimate way.

Mate she's a pure tyre muncher stay clear

by The oppositie of a good person June 12, 2017

Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..

Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!

by MrsWily June 25, 2017