danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.

Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.

by Dankomancer June 9, 2018

Swick muffin

I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word

Shut up Geoff it's your birthday you swick muffin

by Sophielol October 2, 2015

surprise muffin

When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.

Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.

by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018

Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people

Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language

by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021

jack muffin

When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.

Last night we played Jack muffin and I lost.

by Billy jr March 11, 2016

minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

dry-muffin

When an individual proceeds to eat some pussy being masked up due to the Covid-19 Virus! Resembling the statement "dry humping".

I didnt even get to first base let alone a home run MY Nigga! We soent all night dry-muffin

by shortyReCcleSs August 3, 2020