muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 31, 2021

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Little Muffin

She is a annoying person In BadBoyHalo discord. she claims herself to be a Muffin. She has many dads and mums which supports her most of the time. She is "Kind" to the people she likes and believes everyone deserves a chance.

French:I eat Muffins for breakfast.

Loliblob:I think Little Muffin is a trap.

by Muffino June 01, 2019

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Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.

Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin

by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 25, 2017

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stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.

I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin

by stripezandsparklez February 06, 2017

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Muffin Chops

Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".

"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"

by Spiffy McFly December 09, 2020

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