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skid marks

often occur when a young boy is just too darn lazy to take a shit. would rather sit on the couch and watch tv. the outcome is a smelly mark of dookdook on the boys underpants, and often results in an embarrassing permanent stain.
look! billy has skid marks all over his tighty whities!
by dr. draygay August 1, 2008
mugGet the skid marksmug.

slash mark

TO leave shit marks in the toilet after taking a dump.
After eating mexican last night, I left slash marks in the toilet!
by Larry Horse May 3, 2005
mugGet the slash markmug.

GROUCHO MARKS

When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).
That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.
by Domfather May 13, 2005
mugGet the GROUCHO MARKSmug.

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww
by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020
mugGet the Mark Zuckerbergmug.

Mark of Shame

When a Man Slaps hiw woman across the face with his penis after having oral sex and leaves a mark on her cheek
Hey Mark i dare u to give Kelly the Mark of Shame.
by Skill91 November 15, 2009
mugGet the Mark of Shamemug.

mark zuckerberg

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
by raccoomer December 8, 2020
mugGet the mark zuckerbergmug.

maker's mark

Engaging in sexual activities with a female durine her period and her dried blood resembles the wax seal from the makers mark whiskey bottle on your dick. Another equivalent to getting your red wings without eating a female out during her period.......
Deech: hey I just earned my maker's mark!!!!!!
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......

Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
mugGet the maker's markmug.

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