Metrofuckotopolis

The land within, and adjacent to, a large modern city.

My weekly business trips to the Denver metrofuckotopolis are both required and dreaded.

by Bauart November 20, 2009

metrofuckotropolis

The land within, and adjacent to, a large modern city.

I live in the Atlanta metrofuckotropolis

by Bauart Creative November 20, 2009

metropithicus

a city dweller.usually a person holding onto, old or out dated ways. choosing random clothing items,and arranging them to achieve an odd and eccentric appearance. an outcast by choice and lifestyle. one who enhances the visual texture of his or her city. often possesed of unique views on many subjects. often of higher i.q. socially uncoordinated.

this is the most metropithicus bar i have ever been to. what a metropithicus fellow

by fuzzfinger May 19, 2010

Metropark

An extreme metro sexual. One who dresses gay without being gay.

Hey, Aaron, you look so clean, almost gay looking, you're a metropark.

by MMDG July 22, 2010

metrotist

a man with a socially isolated background who evades, stages, and trumps his social scenes despite only occasional appearances...he is both feared and well respected

"Metrotist needs nordicare for his hands...."

-queerthrin

by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

metroddesy

the oddessy(ius) hottness of any man with presumed aspergers who evades his scene....

metroddesy caused a distardance with the warmens...

by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010

metrocurious

The state of being curious about metrosexuality.

A metrocurious male human would experience desires to experiment with things such as man purses(murses), spray tanning, hair highlights, etc. In a sentence: Dude, while getting a manicure today I had thoughts of buying myself some 500 thread count sheets. I think I might be metrocurious.

by meatburglar October 27, 2010