dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023

867-5309 / Jenny

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

867-5309 / Jenny

by Death Menace July 26, 2023

Jane jones Jenkins

The best old tiktoker known ever she loves her hubby Dicky and they make such a great couple!!!

Jane Jones Jenkins loves her husband Dicky!

by Clyx December 19, 2023

Mandy Sue Jenkins Brickey Dycus Godfrey

The ultimate middle finger when you fuck somebody else in your significant other’s bed that they pay for.

Stan the fedex employee comes to deliver a package but he ends up delivering his package in the bed Mandy Sue Jenkins brickey Dycus Godfrey’s husband bought for them

by Jonathan Godfrey April 2, 2024

fernando likes jenny

Fernando likes jenny cuz she is pretty.

Have you heard that fernando likes jenny?

by meeeeeeeeeeeu October 20, 2024

Rashida Chillicothe Jenkinesi

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rashida Chillicothe Jenkinesi

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025