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Boot camp

This is were you send your kids for 7 hours to go and “learn”. It sucks to be on the receiving end.
Other words: hell, prison, school, pain, child abuse
“I got to go to school in 3 hours and I’m stuck studying
“Did you mean boot camp?”
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Mississippi camp tent

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent
Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent
by Ecotectheworld April 9, 2024
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John Wayne Camp

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.
by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011
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Camp Campbell

1) It's an actual place in Santa Cruz County, California
2) It's apart of a show called Camp Camp on Rooster Teeth (Used to be on YouTube, but some of the episodes were removed)
1) Stupid Timmy: Hey mom, can I go to Camp Campbell?

Mom: Fuck you
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2) OHHHHH~
There's a place I know
That's tucked away;
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play,
And have adventures everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true,
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees;
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
There's endless possibilities
And no,
That's not hyperbole!
Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM"
And that means I'm telling you~
We've got:
Archery,
Hiking,
Search & Rescue,
Biking,
Horseback,
Training that will save you from a heart attack,
Scuba diving,
Miming,
Keeping up with rhyming,
Football,
Limbo,
Science,
Stunting,
Pre-Calc,
Spaceships,
Treasure hunting,
Bomb defusal,
No refusal,
Fantasy,
Circus trapeze,
and Fights,
and Ghosts,
and Paints,
and Snakes,
and Knives,
and Chess,
and Dance,
and Weights–
It's Camp Camp!!!
by YourPetTurtle December 2, 2023
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Break Camp

The act of punching a guy's tent or visable errection.
While Ed was napping Greg decided to break camp on Ed's tent
by DubYaTF88 August 11, 2017
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camp kweebec

welcome to kweebec! you will probably get food poisoning but you’ll have fun doing it. the owner will cancel EVERYTHING you find enjoyable but hey... we still have a gaga pit! be prepared to have your bed dumped or put in the middle of our lake. showering is optional but encouraged. WARNING: DO NOT BUY FERN’S LUBE. see other words for further definition: diabetes
“Hey. Did you here about that one year where everyone in camp kweebec was sick?”
“Yeah. It was called Kwebola.”
by Echeal May February 20, 2021
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camp poyntelle

A place where you can feel at home. First year or last you will always love it. Memories are made very summer. It is the best place ever, a place where you can’t wait all those 10 months for, a place where 2 is never ever close to enough. A place you will be in love with for ever and ever.
Camp poyntelle is the best place ever
by ur mother 18454 November 6, 2022
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