When the Kiwis combined Shed with mattress and scared the Japanese so much, they decided not to invade. It was invented after the emu wars luckily for the emus
Soldier: Sir they have a bob Semple tank.
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
General: Lower your weapons buys we have to surrender, there's nothing we can do...
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Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.
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1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
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person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'
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