Minecraft Pussy

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Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy
by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023
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minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.
"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."
by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022
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Minecraft Lover

Minecraft Lover, It's a sentence that's basically used to tell someone they are obsessed with Minecraft, and Minecraft is a video game. I hope that helped you.
1: My Brother is such a Minecraft Lover

2: Look at that nerdy Minecraft Lover

3: Dude can you stop being a Minecraft Lover

4: My Friend is such a Minecraft Lover
by John_The_Dog41 February 22, 2023
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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
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A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft youtubers about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber. He was up there with the greatest of all time until a person smaller than him called Best Trends made a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn" which brought him to his knees when an earlier video of his containing him saying the f-word was featured in the video. Now, Mike is in a mediocre 9-5 clerk job at a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 02, 2024
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A cautionary tale for kid-friendly Minecraft YouTube channels about the dangers of swearing
Mike was a popular Minecraft youtuber but when he was featured in a video called "5 Minecraft Youtubers Who've Sworn", where he said the f word in an earlier video of his, he's now working in a tedious 9-5 job in a supermarket. Don't swear, kids!
by OninIsNotSomebody July 02, 2024
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When you are having sex with a woman that will let you do anything you want. Just like everything is unlocked in creative mode
by J-raqNigga January 26, 2024
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