I Dunno

When a dude asks another dude where he put the stash on the ride to work in the morning. Or the same chain of events replicates at lunch time...rerun if you will. Terms and conditions will apply for non-compliance. ...and yes that would constitue an Infraction . Check your local ordernances because it's a State by State law on a case by case basis. And yes they got one of those....Aww dude your not one of those huh ?

Dude 1 ;Dude you gonna work with that or what ?

Dude 2 Reply ; ? ? I Dunno shrugging shoulders hands out flat by your side
Dude 1 ; aww dude really...your faster than me at that...besides it should be all in one place.
Dude 2 ; Dude ...SOMEBODY BROKE IN MY TRUCK LAST NIGHT ,.......AND IT HAD A HOLE IN IT !

"THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS "
Dude 1 ; Well ,....That's an Infraction"

I Dunno

by DudeOneMoreAndImGood November 4, 2017

If I apology

A term popularly used in an apology which actually negates the sincerity and genuineness of the reparation.

She gave me an IF I apology by saying, "I'm sorry 'If I' said something that offended you".

by coolarrow September 16, 2009

where was i

A statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. You were not invited to an event or party or 2. You do not REMEMEBER you were AT an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)

I heard there was an awesome party downtown last night!! Where was I?

by Steve V. June 1, 2006

ftl-ied

Verb Similar to ftw-ied

The root of this word is ftl, which is also for the loss, or for the lose.
Denounces oneself or another with failure.
Shows failure status or the ability to fail to do something properly.
This Verb can be used on oneself or another.

Wow, you suck. You self ftl-ied yourself. Go sit in a corner.

How can you suck that much and not ftl-ied yourself.

by Tri Nguyen April 4, 2008

I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves

Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)

by SoulFlux February 1, 2019

I get it

A term used by young professionals to borrow the acceptance of something obvious to validate something unrelated they might feel guilty about to focus the conversion around themselves.

I get it, Jim, our health care system cares more about profits than it does helping people but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t sleep with Mark before he breaks up with Sally, does it?

by odp123 March 4, 2020

There, I fixed it.

1.) A phrase used upon completion of any unconventional repair of a broken object. These repairs usually include, but are not limited to, duct tape, bungee cords and a hack saw.
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".

1.) "I have a huge crack in my windshield. Hand me that duct tape. There, I fixed it."

2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."

by Apecreature June 22, 2011