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by Johnathan NORIEGA March 12, 2022
by DylanTheFrogKid April 19, 2023
by BrunoKnows July 17, 2024
by 69andfeelingfine March 21, 2021
Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
by officespacejk May 28, 2009
Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.
Did you just button hook me?
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
by Phillip McRack March 01, 2022