spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.
I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.
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Holy mother of India

The border of India that surrounds Pakistan and New Delhi.
by HOIYAAAAH May 17, 2022
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holy moly crapioli

Known for its amazing jokes and puns, holy moly crapioli.
Holy moly crapioli! I just got my macaroni!

Friend: good for u
by RandomInterneter October 28, 2017
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holy cross boys

coolest fuckin school ever, i went there. was insane.

they even had a movie made about it called young plato, awesome

saw these 2 cousins have a scrap about 15 times in that movie. I told you, it is a WACKY INSANE place.
Person 1: im bored asf
Ardoyne: come roun holy cross boys
Person 1: ok
Person 1:I've been arrested for being an adult and going to school, what now Ardoyne
Ardoyne: shit one son
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holy monkey fuck

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
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AHS holy trinity

Evan Peters, Cody Fern and Finn Wittrock are the holy trinity of American Horror story
someone: Do you believe in the holy trinity?

someone2: Yes but only the AHS holy trinity
by Petrikee February 05, 2022
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Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
by Baalo69 March 05, 2021
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