Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.

My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.

by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017

Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

goosebumperish

It's when someone is about to do something to you that causes goosebumps so before that happens you can say please don't that is very goosebumperish

NO you can't bite my ear that's very goosebumperish

by GMAN KRU July 27, 2017

Goose neckin

To stare at a car accident while slowing down to see it longer til you have past it and turning around to see it .

Police officer:Keep going don't need goose neckin,move along.

by Gimme a Reason September 27, 2017

Goose

Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.

Look at that goose!

by Striped Banana October 6, 2017

Ghosted

When you say hi and no one is there

I've been ghosted

by Cranjismcbasketballl October 8, 2017

Goose bubble

Noun : a mans nut sack

Is my dick in proportion with my goose bubble

by Juice619 October 9, 2017