Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

goon

- someone who is very sexually active

- someone that pulls all the bitches

girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?

girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill

by kameakane July 29, 2022

Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.

Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.

by willowisps September 20, 2023

Orange goon

Donald Trump

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?

by anonymous June 2, 2025

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboylicker73 June 25, 2025

Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique

Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful

by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024