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Goof

Delvraj:That guy can not play properly

Me: Exactly, what a goof
by HowToBeGay December 6, 2018
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goof job

a handjob with your toes; goof because its goofy and tickles ya toesss
joe- this one bitch with a big forehead gave me a goof job one time.. it was kinda great
timmy- thats sick broski! high five!
by #broskis December 18, 2018
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goofballing

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
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Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.
The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
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goof rat bird

An extremely stupid individual that lies repeatedly and hides or runs away from others when he or she knows they are in the wrong
Wow as if he owes you all that money after you helped him out and now he’s just hiding from you, what a goof rat bird!
by 1% battery life October 6, 2021
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gooby ahh

Gooby ahh is used for people acting "goofy"
by Boxox May 4, 2023
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oof goof

Someone who is a spaz and gets triggered too often.
Joshue: *does weird ninja pose* Melinda: Omg stop being such an Oof Goof!
by Mckookie February 16, 2018
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