gooning

(unisex) The act of edging (getting yourself to the "edge" of orgasming but stopping right before and repeating) or being edged so hard that you enter a trance-like state, elated and giddy.

"when my bf came over the other day, he edged me so hard, like i was straight gooning to the point where i was slurring my speech. we got so carried away with the goon sesh i woke up with a uti the next morning."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.

Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?

by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024

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Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.

"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."

by Bromime February 13, 2024

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Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations)

Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.

Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.

by Proffessor Schwab February 13, 2024

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gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

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