thin-finger

Verb: the act of dextrously typing without error.

Also, Noun: the agile tool of human history, useful for a variety of precise tasks.

Verb: I thin-fingered the hell out of those market orders; 120 days and counting with no misplaced digits.

Noun: I'm gonna give this qwerty phone the ole thin-finger, Mavis Beacon-style.

by art vandallay September 19, 2016

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Finger Jockey

A hand model!

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!

by fjock January 28, 2014

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Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.

Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.

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Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

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