earn the flannel

Contrary to popular belief this has nothing to do with Canada or lumberjacks. Should be used when you're trying to compliment or insult someone.

I don't know what 'earn the flannel' means, but Jeff said that to me and I have mixed feelings about it.

by underscorenorm February 25, 2014

Fish and Flange Day

Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!

It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!

What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?

by Kborg June 11, 2018

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

SELENA AKA FLANTHOT

A GODDAMN FUCKING CUTIE 💓

that woofer is extremely SELENA AKA FLANTHOT!

by gandmastwrpapi September 9, 2020

Pulled a Flange

Expressing interest a Pokemon Go event well after the event is over.

Chaz: Who wants to do a raid in 20 minutes?

Paolo: I'm in!

Joe: Me too!

*6 hours later...*

Flangeline: I'll do it!

Chaz: Typical. Pulled a Flange again.

by JRSOne October 28, 2021

Imani Is a Flannel

Imani is a massive flannel with a trampy horse 😀

Imani is a flannel

by OogaBoogaHahaha June 7, 2022